Who are we and what do we stand for?

Read the Swarmanifesto and when you've finished scratching your head, you can join us.

Swarmanifesto is a bastardisation of F.T Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto, which though a cracking good read, sadly lacks any mention of scooters.

The Swarm is primarily a group for riders of Vespas; Lambrettas are welcome and other under 200cc scooters may also be invited.

Buying a scooter is not like buying whitegoods, you don't buy on price, they're not fridges - and cheap Chinese rubbish is cheap Chinese rubbish. Susbequently if you ride a Vmoto Milan or Monaco, a Manhattan Gondola, a Sachs City, a Jianshe, Yamaha Vino or SCP, we thank you for your interest but direct you towards the door with a polite nudge.

No offence to riders or manufacturers of these scooters is intended, that's just where this group is coming from.

Read the fine print below because it's important and if you wish to roll with The Swarm you'll need to know this:

"The Scooter Groups are non-constituted clubs. Group members take full responsibility for their own persons and any property belonging to their own persons while taking part in any rides or activities organised by individuals or groups of individuals associated with the group. All members participate in group activities at their own risk. The organisers of any rides or activities will not and cannot be held liable for any loss or damage to property, or injury to riders that may be taking part in any rides or activities that may be organized by members or groups of members of the group."

Did you get that? If you down a cask of Morris Pressings, drop your bike and try to single-handedly storm the Bastille, you're on your own.

More information is coming for this page but in the mean time should you wish to know more please contact our SWMLDR.

SWRMLDR was unavilable for a quote when asked.