Who are we and what do we stand for?
Read the Swarmanifesto and when
you've finished scratching your head, you can join
us.
Swarmanifesto is a
bastardisation of F.T Marinetti's Futurist Manifesto, which
though a cracking good read, sadly lacks any mention of scooters.
The Swarm is primarily a group for
riders of Vespas. Lambrettas are also welcome, and other scooters
may also be invited.
Buying a scooter is a big decision
and one not to be taken lightly. They're not whitegoods, cheap will
always be cheap and China is an expert in cheap scooters. Quality is
remembered long after you've forgotten the price.
No offence to riders or
manufacturers of scooters other than Vespa or Lambretta is intended,
that's just where this group is coming from.
Read the fine print below because
it's important and if you wish to roll with The Swarm you'll
need to know this:
"The Scooter Groups are
non-constituted clubs. Group members take full responsibility for their
own persons and any property belonging to their own persons while
taking part in any rides or activities organised by individuals or
groups of individuals associated with the group. All members
participate in group activities at their own risk. The organisers of
any rides or activities will not and cannot be held liable for any loss
or damage to property, or injury to riders that may be taking part in
any rides or activities that may be organized by members or groups of
members of the group."
Did you get that? If you down a
cask of Morris Pressings, drop your bike and try to single-handedly
storm the Bastille, you're on your own.
More information is coming for
this page but in the mean time should you wish to know more please
contact our SWMLDR.

SWRMLDR was unavilable for a quote when
asked.