So you've been reading through the site and you like what you see. "But Swarm, how do I join?" we hear you ask.

The answer is simple, just email the site admin by clicking this link and say "I have no respect for myself, others or the rule of law. I have a scoot so let me in."

Read the fine print below because it's important and if you wish to roll with The Swarm you'll need to know this:

"The Scooter Groups are non-constituted clubs. Group members take full responsibility for their own persons and any property belonging to their own persons while taking part in any rides or activities organised by individuals or groups of individuals associated with the group. All members participate in group activities at their own risk. The organisers of any rides or activities will not and cannot be held liable for any loss or damage to property, or injury to riders that may be taking part in any rides or activities that may be organized by members or groups of members of the group."

Did you get that? If you down a cask of Morris Pressings, drop your bike and try to single-handedly storm the Bastille, you're on your own.

OK good.

We have merchandise, promotional materials, calling-cards to leave on scooters you see out and about in your area and all the advice you'll need to get scooting. Doesn't matter if you're a newbie or if you've got 2-stroke in your blood. You ride a scooter and you're proud of it right? So are we, so let us know and join the collective hive that is The Swarm.